Saturday, June 19, 2010

LOVE QUOTES LOVING QUOTES

☻My heart is breaking since you went away

☻My love belongs to you.

☻My love is ever in your service.

☻One good thing about internet dating: you're guaranteed to click with whomever you meet.

☻One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.

☻To feel love gives pleasure to one; to express it gives pleasure to two.

☻To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world

☻True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.

☻True love never lives happily ever after - true love has no ending.

☻Trust, Love & Keep Moving (Growing)

☻We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another.

☻We must love one another or die

☻When you left, I stopped smiling

☻Where ever I go, whatever I do, I carry a little part of you with me right here in the center of me heart.

☻Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the end of time...

☻With love and patience, nothing is impossible.

☻You gotta learn to laugh, it's the way to true love.

☻You need Money to call someone Honey.

☻You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.

☻You touched my heart and changed my life for the better.

☻You're the icing on my cake. What's that? Chocolate, of course...

☻You're the laughter in my life.

☻You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.

☻Your love's better than a cold beer on a warm day. Almost...OK then, definitely!

☻Your love's better than a home run with the bases loaded.

☻Your love's better than chocolate

☻Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Goethe.

☻A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

☻I like not only to be loved, but to be told that I am loved. - George Elliot

☻LOVE: The irresistable desire to be irresistibly desired. - Mark Twain

☻The first duty of love - is to listen. - Paul Tillich

☻One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life. That word is love. - Sophocles

☻How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?" - Albert Einstien

☻Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

☻Love is friendship set to music. - E. Joseph Crossmann

☻At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

☻Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

☻In our life there is a single color, as on an artist`s palette, which provides the meaning of life and art. It is the color of love. - Marc Chagall

☻Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. - Einstein.

☻I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!

☻Love is being stupid together.

☻Love is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction.

☻Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

☻No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.

☻Love conquers all. - Virgil.


☻It’s hard to find someone whom you truly love, much less to find someone who loves you as much. When the chance comes, don't ever let go.

☻Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.

☻All we need is love.

☻Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.

☻Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Einstien.

☻Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and VERY important.

☻Love is like a butterfly, hold it too tight, it'll crush, hold it too loose, it'll fly

☻Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.

☻Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

☻Love is a gift of one's inner most soul to another so both can be whole

☻Love is also like a coconut which is good while it is fresh, but you have to spit it out when the juice is gone, what's left tastes bitter.

☻People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again

☻Talk 2 me when i'm bored, kiss me when i'm sad, hug me when i cry, care 4 me when i die, love me when i'm still alive

☻The best way to love is to love like you have never been hurt

☻The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.

☻The love we give away is the only love we keep.

☻The prerequisite for making love is to like someone enormously

☻There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.

☻There is no remedy for love but to love more.

☻There is nothing more important in life than love.

☻A good love is delicious because you can't get enough too soon.

☻A smile to put you on high... A kiss to set your soul alright...Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?

☻Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.

☻All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!

☻Don't forget to love yourself.

☻He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much.

☻I see you in every passing face

☻I'll love you till the cows come home.

☻If love were a movie, you'd be a box office hit!

☻It's a rainy day when you're not around

☻Let love be your greatest aim.

☻Life is the flower for which love is the honey.

☻Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.

☻Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness.

☻Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.

☻Love makes everything lovely.

☻Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?

☻Love teaches even asses to dance.

☻Love without return is like a question without an answer

☻Love your enemies. It really pisses them off!

☻Love: Two minds without a single thought.

LOVELY MESSAGES

☻When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found you.

☻Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx

☻I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!.…

☻Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most.

☻Somewhere, some1 dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinking of u

☻Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !
☻My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!
☻The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, because I live with one on earth.
☻Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice!
☻Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!
☻I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say.
☻If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!
☻The hardest thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else.
☻Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !
☻Don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1 who loves you.
☻The words are easy when the language is LOVE !
☻There is somebody in the world. Diferent from the rest. The sweetest person I know. That is why I love you so.
☻You showed me how it is to be loved. Now i know what really love is. 1 day we will be together forever. I can't wait to hold you in my arms again.
☻I love three things: the sun, the moon and you, the sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever.
☻i love the 'y'
i love the 'u'
i love the 'o'
put them together
and i love 'you'
☻For the world you are somebody, but for somebody, you are the world! Lots of love, Somebody.
☻The first time we kissed, I closed my eyes, He closed his eyes, and then....… WE MISSED!
☻Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind!
☻Where ever you're going, I'm going your way !
☻Ferrari's are red, Lambo's are blue... but I am as happy in a mini with you.
☻For there is a certain someone who makes the grey sky blue, I'm glad to say that one is you.
☻I don't wanna feel the way that I do, I just wanna be right here with you, I don't wanna see, see us apart, I just wanna say straight from my heart I miss you
☻If you're the desert, I'd be the sea. If you hunger then hunger for me. Everything you ask I'll be. It's all good as long it's you I see.
☻You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love!

☻SMAK ... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear!

☻Love is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to forget...

☻What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?

☻If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!

☻I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!

☻If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.

☻Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness

☻By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.

☻The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.

☻Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !

☻If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...

☻Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!

☻LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!

☻I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!

☻Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!

☻If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...

☻You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!

☻If I die and go to heaven, I put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see how much you mean to me !! I love you

☻I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you

☻You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.

☻That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.

☻Women admire a man because he is strong , but they love him for his weaknesses.

☻There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.

☻There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...

☻I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!!

☻There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you!

☻When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!

☻When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ?

☻The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ...

☻The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart.

☻In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.

☻What holds you together is far greater than what can tear you apart.

☻A dream costs nothing unless you want it to come true

☻A butterfly needs its wings ... an icebear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!

☻Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one … forever ....

☻I love you! From the earth till the moon!

☻I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!

☻What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you … I love you

☻Tomorrow there is an other day.A day i'd rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain!

☻Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget.And if I die before you do I'll go to heaven and wait for you.

☻Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx

☻Love is forever, only the partners change...

☻If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, ... thinking of you

☻How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you aren't back until tomorrow

☻I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life

☻I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....

☻Love is....... to love more and more each day....

☻Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most

☻Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!

☻Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.

☻I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss

☻Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I need you!!

☻The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !

☻Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !

☻When darkness moves in on me,it's the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.

☻They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!

☻My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!

☻My eyes were set on you...it was love at first sight...

☻If the world was made of paper and the sea of ink, I would write everywhere that I like you!

☻Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. Whereever you go or when, you will always be near me.

☻I do not think much, i do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!

☻The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, 'cus I live with one on earth..

☻Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice!

☻If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you !

☻Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!

☻It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!

☻I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say

☻If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life

☻If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!

☻3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!

☻To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world

☻If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back !

☻The world is so more beautiful with you around!

☻All beautiful moments do not last long, except in our memory.

☻A kiss that tells it all is seldomly a first edition.

☻Being in love is when she looks at you and says: I would like to be a cannibal.

☻Real love is the history of enormous patience.

☻Love stops being a joy when it stops being a secret.

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☻a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses...

☻Grow old with me! ...... The best is yet to come...

☻the hardesd thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else

☻Tears in my eyes ......... Tears for you ...... Tears that realise how much I love you

☻Roses are red and the sky is blue ........ and I love you

☻Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now ..... You really miss me, hé :-) .... me too xxx

☻In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

☻Love is as a war, easy to start but hard to end..

☻When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you. I am crazy about you, even if it seems to become an obsession

☻I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.

☻If a raindrop would mean ... I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would …. rain all day !

☻They say that kids tell the truth, but am I a child too when I tell you that I love you enormously ?

☻Yesterday I did love you, tomorrow I will only think of you. You know whant... I love you!

☻people are children............life is love...........and you are sunshine.

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A rose for you
Because I love you

☻don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1 who loves you

☻Where were you before you came camping in my heart??? You started a fire and now my heart is filled with flames !!!

☻I love you so much !

☻Loving and being loved is feeling the sun shine at both sides.

☻Love is ... being married to your best friend.

☻I love you even more than when I started this sentence.

☻You always smile, you never say no, you never hurt me, my dear sweet teddybear!

☻The words are easy when the language is LOVE !

☻I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

☻It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

☻To love you is to receive a glimpse of heaven.

☻Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like your unrequited love.

☻I appreciate all the things you do, and the way you show you care.

☻When God gave you to me, he planted the image of you deep in my heart.

☻When you left, my world turned upside down

☻I love you more than all the tea in China.

☻I'll love you till the end! And then some.

☻If love were a movie, you'd be a coming attraction.

☻If love were to be taxed, I would be the highest tax payer.

☻The most important things in my world are to get food, drink and to love you.

☻A day without your love is a day without life.

☻I can't think of anything but you.

☻I don't know how I could have done that thing, when I love you like life itself. Please forgive me.

☻You're the best thing since God made men.

☻You're the best thing since God made women.

☻You are my friend, my love, my forever Valentine.

☻The only love worthy of a name is unconditional.

☻You many meet people better than me, funnier than me, more hilarious than me, but one thing I can say to you, I will 'ALWAYS' be there when they ALL leave YOU!

☻It may sound simple, nothing unique or original... but yet it means so much and take courage to say. I wanna tell you 'I Miss You Alot!'

☻When a door of happiness closes. Another opens. But so often at times we look so long at da closed door.. that we do not see the 1 which has been opening at us

☻True luv is eternal... Cherish da luv when U've got the chance, for once it leaves U, it would b difficult 2 get it back.. Don't let luv be only a memory in U..

☻U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u, but u'll always be special to me.

☻Someday you'll 4get abt me, ...my name, ...my voice, who I am & who I am 2 you... But even if you 4get abt me, I just wan u to know... I'll never 4get you...

☻Hearts could only love for a while, feets could only walk for some miles, clothes won't 4ever be in style, but having U as my 'lover' is 4ever worthwhile....

☻Love, knows no reason, knows no time, it has a sole intention of bringing people together to a time, called - F O R E V E R...

☻1 min, 1 hr, 1 day, 1 wk, 1 mth, 1 yr, no matter how long, I'll treasure the times we've spent together!

☻So many questions, but the answers are so few, all i really know, is, I MISS YOU !

☻Loving u is not just having a cup of coffee. It still takes me time to add in sugar and milk to make it sweeter and pure...

☻Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life... I £ove You...

☻Curved high on a mountain covered in dew... I saw these 3 words... I LOVE YOU!

☻i may seldom tell u how special u are, i may not be able to reach u coz we're both busy, but inspite of all, u know u are someone i really miss and care about.

☻Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel, and not how u let go but how u hold on.


☻SMAK ... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear!


☻Love is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to forget...


☻What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?


☻If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!


☻I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!


☻If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.


☻Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness


☻By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.


☻The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.


☻Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !


☻If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...


☻Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!


☻LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!


☻I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!


☻Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!


☻If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...

TRUE LOVE SMS

☻I love 3 things! The sun, the moon and U! The sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever!

☻if i died or travelled far, i'd write ur name on every star,so everyone could look up & see, dat u mean the world 2 me

☻Wantin u is easy missin u is hard.Wishin u was wiv me wrapped up in my arms.Constantly think of u wen we r apart.Ive got the padlock u hav the key to my heart

☻How can u tell the rain not 2 fall wen clouds exist?How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall wen the wind exists?How can u tell me not 2 fall in love wen u exist?

☻Accidents do happen.i slip- i trip- i stumble- i fall & usually i dont care at all.but now i dont know what to do cos i slipped and fell in love with u

☻Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!xxx

☻When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found you

☻True luv is hard 2 find.Special 1-1 of a kind.But the luv inside of me is true.It appeared the day i met you!

☻It takes 2 to tango.2 to kiss.2 to talk & remenisce.so many good things cum in 2 & one of those things is me & u!

☻U say u luv me & want 2 hold me tight.those words run thru my head day & nite.i dreamt u held me & made me see dat 4ever 2gether we wood be!

☻1000 words 1 cood say.1000 wishes 1 cood pray.1000 miles legs cood walk.1000 sounds a mouth cood talk.1000 times ill b true.1000 ways 2 say i luv u!

☻Ive got ur bak & uve got mine.ill help u out netime.2 see u hurt 2 see u cry.makes me weep & wanna die.ill b right here til d end.cos ur my luv & my bestfriend

☻You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love!

☻There are 3 steps to happy happiness: 1 you. 2 me. 3 our hearts 4 eternity!

JOKES SMS MESSAGES

The 3 wonders of a woman 1*give milk without eating grass 2*get wet without water 3*bleed for a week without going 2 die

☻No Boys! No Boys, no Sex. No Sex, no Kids. No Kids, no School. No School, no problems! Why Boys??

☻After the party - mum, I am not drunk, I can lay on the flour without holding on

☻A girl phoned me the other day and said...Come on over, there is nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

☻I love you in the mornig, I love you in the evening, but most of all, I love you when you are leaving

☻No men, no love, No love, no sex, No sex, no childeren, No childeren, no school, No school, no homework, No homework, no problems!


What's the difference between your job and your wife? Your job still sucks after five years!
☻If you want SEX take a boy and RELAX but don't forget DUREX!!!
☻If you think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save the money
☻When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
☻Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.
☻The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
☻If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no hope: INVENT…
☻When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
☻Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.
☻A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him:dad why do you keepon telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom
☻Kill one you're a murderer, kill 10 you're a serial murderer, kill them all, you're GOD.
☻The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.
☻Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!
☻Love your neighbour, but don't get caught.
☻To wake up in the morning and always see the sun no matter the weather, I'm glad the day has begun.

☻I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.


☻When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."


☻One chicken to an other: are you tokkin' to me?


☻Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.


☻A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others


☻What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.


☻When god created the men he was only kidding


☻Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!


☻Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN


☻When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.


☻There are three girls in the sixth grade ... A blond a brown and a red. Who has the biggest boops ? ............ The blond because she already reached the age of 20!!!


☻If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !


☻How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*


☻Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters


☻Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.


☻You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!


☻Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise


☻Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !


☻What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use


☻Farmer seeks woman with tractor. Please add photo of tractor.


☻Do you think I can live for another fourty years? ... Do you drink? ... No! ... Do you smoke? ... No! ... Do you visit the whores? ... No! ....... Why do you want to live another fourty years?


☻Dialogue between 2 undertakers. "Do you have sometimes a dead period?"

NEW YEAR SMS AND MESSAGES

New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishing u a truly fulfilling new year!


☻Every man should be born again on the first day of January. Start with a fresh page. Take up one hole more in the buckle if necessary, or let down one, according to circumstances; but on the first of January let every man gird himself once more, with his face to the front, and take no interest in the things that were and are past.

☻Memorable moment r celebrated together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this year bring Happiness for you Dear.

☻My wishes for you, Great start for Jan,Love for Feb,Peace for march,No worries for April Fun for May,Joy for June to Nov,Happiness for Dec,Have a lucky and wonderful new year.


☻New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

☻The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows.


☻In ‘The Universal Bank of God’…
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you…
So,Enjoy spending…
Happy New Year.

☻New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

☻Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.Happy New Year.


☻For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.


☻HAPPY NEW YEAR
Receive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
HAPPY NEW YEAR....

☻We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day.


☻" I Wish in this new year God gives You..
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all!

☻Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever.

☻People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.

☻Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!

☻In New Year may God...would be your Best Friend,
He Loves you Deeper, always Bless on You ,
God Always Guide You & Carry you...Happy New Year

☻And ye, who have met with Adversity's blast,
And been bow'd to the earth by its fury;
To whom the Twelve Months, that have recently pass'd
Were as harsh as a prejudiced jury -
Still, fill to the Future! and join in our chime,
The regrets of remembrance to cozen,
And having obtained a New Trial of Time,
Shout in hopes of a kindlier dozen.


☻Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, Afternoon brings
FAITH, Evening brings LOVE, Night brings REST, Hope you will all of them
everyday. HAPPY NEW YEAR.

☻When the mid-nite bell rings tonight..
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very...very...very prosperous new year.

☻Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.

☻Each age has deemed the new-born year
The fittest time for festal cheer.

☻Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.

☻Glory to God in highest heaven,
Who unto man His Son hath given;
While angels sing with tender mirth,
A glad new year to all the earth.

☻A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul,
A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul,
A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body &
Heart full of Love..
All these are my Prayers for You..
Wish u a Happy New Year.

☻Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

☻A new oath holds pretty well; but... when it is become old, and frayed out, and damaged by a dozen annual retryings of its remains, it ceases to be serviceable; any little strain will snap it.

☻But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits.

☻I do think New Year's resolutions can't technically be expected to begin on New Year's Day, don't you? Since, because it's an extension of New Year's Eve, smokers are already on a smoking roll and cannot be expected to stop abruptly on the stroke of midnight with so much nicotine in the system. Also dieting on New Year's Day isn't a good idea as you can't eat rationally but really need to be free to consume whatever is necessary, moment by moment, in order to ease your hangover. I think it would be much more sensible if resolutions began generally on January the second.

☻For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.Happy New Year.

☻God Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Throughout Life That is coming In Ur Way. May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.

☻New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.

☻We meet today
To thank Thee for the era done,
And Thee for the opening one.


☻Beauty..
Freshness..
Dreams..
Truth..
Imagination..
Feeling..
Faith..
Trust..
This is begining of a new year!

☻Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry…
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR

☻One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things.

☻Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year.

☻"Here is a wishing that the coming year is a glorious one that rewards all your future endeavors with success"

☻A happy New Year! Grant that I
May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I've played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year.


☻Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear...
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.

☻It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets.

☻We spend January 1 walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives... not looking for flaws, but for potential.

☻May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.

☻He who breaks a resolution is a weakling;
He who makes one is a fool.

☻Before the golden sun sets,
old calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in new year every moment is enjoyed

☻The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul and a new nose; new feet, a new backbone, new ears, and new eyes. Unless a particular man made New Year resolutions, he would make no resolutions. Unless a man starts afresh about things, he will certainly do nothing effective.

☻I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's.

☻Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year. Even when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols.

☻I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.

☻New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.


☻Every man regards his own life as the New Year's Eve of time.

☻The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.

☻Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

☻An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

DESENT SMS

☻ VALUE OF LIFE

The value of life does not depend on the length of time on this Earth but rather on the amount of love given and shared to the people we care about.



☻ MEN!

Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all problems begin with MEN!



☻ FRIENDSHIP MEANS...

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha



☻ HEARTBREAKS

Heartbreaks will last as long as you want and Cut as deep as you allow them to go. The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them.

MY VALENTINE SMS

The Right Moment is really here
for me to tell the 3 little words
I’ve been trying so long
to say BE MY VAENTINE

☻24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.

Have a lovely day n life!**

☻So Many Time
I Thought I’d Never
Find Sumone To Love Me
The Way I Needed To Be Loved
Then You Came In My Life
&
Showed Me What True Love
Really Is
Happy Valentine’s Day

☻Memories r treasured
no1 can steal.
Parting is heartache
no1 can heal.
Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone
but i'll remember u
no matter how long..

☻What i need to live
has been given to me
by the earth
Why i need to live
has been given to me
by you my valentine !!!
Happy Valentine’s Day

☻D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You..:)

☻48+2 Members can sit in a Bus.
5+1 can sit in a Car.
3+1 can sit in a auto
1+1 can sit in a Bike.
Only 1 can sit in my Heart,
That’s U My dear valentine

☻Valentine a day of love,
A time to thing and a time to ask God,
Are you giving me my love or not.

☻When things go wrong…
When sadness fills your heart…
when tears flow in your eyes…
always remember 3 things
1) I’m with you…
2) Still with you…
3) Will ALWAYS be…

☻Dear O Dear, ur not near
but i can hear
dont get fear
Ur memories r here
liv wid cheer
no mere tear
and ur mine forever!

☻On Valentine’s Day, the day of affection,
Our thoughts quickly turn in your direction.
This Valentine poem is meant to show you
How very glad we are to know you!

☻U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Dont search, just c ur shadow
i wil be thr...Trust Me!!

☻Special people are on my mind
Each year on Valentine’s Day,
The exceptional ones who mean to me
More than I can say.
I respect you and admire you,
And I just want you to know
You’ve made a difference in my life
And I want to tell you so.

☻My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!

☻Valentine, you often come to mind;
You’re a terrific person, one of a kind.
I’m sending this poem, because I want to say
I’m thinking of you on Valentine’s Day!

☻Red or white
short or tall
wrapped in silver
not wrapped at all
under covers
inside a box
shapes & sizes
love comes in lots

☻On Valentine’s Day we think about
Those matchless people who
Give extra meaning to our lives–
The very special few.
Without them, skies would turn to gray;
Things wouldn’t be the same;
Life wouldn’t be as colorful;
It would be a duller game.
And when I contemplate that group–
Friends and family who are mine,
I appreciate and treasure you;
You’re essential, Valentine!

☻Ur precious love has
turned my life completely around,
I feel lik Im wlaking but
my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!!

☻On Valentine’s Day,
I’m thinking about
the special ways
you have made my life better.
The little things,
the not-so-little things…
Your kindness,
the way you always listen
and pay attention to me.
You make my world
brighter and richer.
You’re a gift to me,
and I thank you
for being you.

☻Whenever likable people cross my mind,
I always have such pleasant thoughts of you.
You always bring such happiness and joy;
Those who lift me up are very few.
On Valentine’s Day I want to tell you this:
Knowing you is an extraordinary pleasure;
Your caring heart is always quick to give;
You’re unique, a rare and very special treasure.

☻Valentine’s Day is for expressing affection;
Fond thoughts are coming your way;
We’ve always had a special connection,
So Happy Valentine’s Day!


☻In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason
but when d luv is real
it becums ur plan 4 life
n reason 4 living..!

☻On Valentine’s Day, we think of people
who have cheered and encouraged us,
who go out of their way
to be kind and caring,
who have enriched our lives
just by being themselves.
You are such a person.
I’m so happy you’re my

☻You’re in my thoughts and in my heart
Wherever I may go;
On Valentine’s Day I’d like to say
I care more than you know.

☻U'll alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever.
U'll alwys b mine 4 ur my treasure.
U'll always b mine pls tel me its true.
Pls b mine 4everi'll always luv u...!

☻On Valentine’s Day we think of those
Who make our lives worthwhile,
Those gracious, friendly people who
We think of with a smile.
I am fortunate to know you,
That’s why I want to say,
To a rare and special person:
Happy Valentine’s Day!

☻On Valentine’s Day, we think about
The people who are dear,
How much they add to life’s delight
Whenever they are near.
You’ve always been a total joy
Such pleasant company,
I/We very much appreciate Our compatibility!

☻Every day I come to school;
I spend a lot of time
Learning all the things you teach,
Which is the reason I’m
Sending you this Valentine;
It’s meant to let you know
I’m happy you’re my teacher
And I want to tell you so!
Happy Valentine’s Day
To my favorite teacher!

☻I hope your Valentine’s Day is great.
I hope it’s quite a treat.
I hope you have a happy day
Filled with things so sweet.
This poem’s for you because I care.
I can’t get more specific.
Well, yes I can, and here I go…
I think you’re terrific!

☻Valentine, you are a gem;
You fill my life with joy and pleasure;
With all you give and all you do,
You’re a very special treasure.
I really like the person you are;
You’re a class act, in every way;
I care about you, and I hope you have
A very happy Valentine’s Day!

☻You kept me warm & safe,
held my hand to show me the way,
supported & inspired me through night & day,
Love you in every way.
Missing u on Valentine’s Day

☻What is common b/w good friends & Valentine’s?
They fill the heart with love & smiles !
Happy Valentine’s Day to my friend who brightens up so many…

☻There is a messages for you.
scroll down for it. I care you
Hope Your Valentine’s Day is as special as you are to me!

☻We’ve known each other,
For a long long time,
But I never really noticed,
All the magic in your eyes,
I’ve been around you,
A thousand times before,
And you’ve always been a friend to me,
But now I’m wanting more.

☻May this Valentine’s Day be filled with love,
understanding, and contentment
as you journey through life
with those you hold dear!
Happy Valetine’s day!

☻My silence doesn’t mean, I forget you.
My disappearance doesn’t mean, I don’t care about you.
Because you are always in my heart.
Happy Valentine’s Day!

☻No shadows to depress you,
only joys to surround you,
friends to love you,
and God himself to bless u.
These r my wishes for today, tomorrow & everyday.
Happy Valentines Day!

☻You are unique
You are caring and
You are the Best.
And I am the luckiest
to have you in my life!
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY MY SWEET HEART!

☻My eyes are hurting because I can’t see you.
My arms are empty because I can’t hold you.
My lips are cold because I can’t kiss you.
And my heart is breaking because I’m not with you.
Happy Valentines Day!

☻Thank you for the memories of yesterday,
for the happiness today,
and the promise of all tomorrows!
Happy Valentine’s Day!

LOVELY SMS

☻If you don't like oral sex than keep your mouth shut!!
☻Press down......down more......ok......more......yes......ahh.......yes......almost there......yeah......oh shit......harder......so good! Yeah, that's textual intercourse!
☻Sex is the game, Love is a name, Forget the name ...... Lets PLAY the game.
☻I want you right, right now, why don't you come on over and let's do now!

☻I'm a bit shy...I'd like to have sex with you, you do not have to say yes, just smile to me!


☻I think I have BSE on my penis ...... all women who experienced it go crazy !


☻Eva stood in the river washing her cunt when God comes running to her and shouts: EVA EVA STOP, I WON'T GET THE SMELL OF THE FISH.


☻Do you know why a waterbed needs to be filled with seawater?...For the mussels need to be able to open.


☻Screw calmly and without worries, if you do not come today, it may happen tomorrow !


☻Women are like little children, they put everything they see in their mouth.


☻The boy puts his information in her communication and together they make population!


☻What is the resemblance between a windscreen wiper and a woman? ... When they are wet, they do not squeak any more!


☻The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed.Today I'll know better,so I'll write it in my letter.In my bed I've seen so many faces,so I'll fuck you at different places


☻Sex is good,sex is funny, all the people fuck for money!If you think love is funny, fuck yourself and safe the money!!!


☻What is de maximum speed during sex? .... 68, because at 69 you go overturn!


☻A good neighbour is better dan an inflatable doll !


☻God created the world in SIX days But it took him centuries... to come up with someone...as "HOT" ... as "SEXY" ... as "Fuckable" ... *..As "YOU!" .. *


☻Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!


☻What is the smallest airplane in the world,a cunt... Only one man fits in it, he needs to stand, his luggage stays outside and he still gets off ...


☻Are mice giving you trouble? No? Than you must have a good pussy!


☻Are these your eyes? I found them between my brests!


☻Sex is like Nike, just do it.


☻Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.


☻How does a vagina look before sex? Like a lovely pink rose! And after sex? Ever seen a Bulldog eating Mayonaise??


☻When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.


☻Masturbation, don't knock it, it's sex with someone I love...


☻Do you know why smurfs always laugh? Because the grass always tickles their little balls!


☻What is the difference between a man and a dildo?......... A man is a REAL PRICK!!!!


☻Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.


☻The best anti-virus program for a computer is SAFE-SEX.
Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive.

SEXY SMS

YOU ARE WANTED

The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide Me?



☻TALKING DIRTY

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

☻LOVE AND SEX

Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!



☻SEX IS ...

Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman's destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?!



☻GIVE ME ALL YOUR $$$

MONEY: can buy a house, but not a HOME. can buy a clock, but not TIME. can buy sex, but not LOVE. So pass me all ur $ n let me suffer 4 U



☻NIGHT PRAYER

Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.



☻WHAT I NEED

I need a hug, I need touch, I need tender, I need a kiss, I need love, I need sex, I need you!



☻WRONG NUMBER

U've got SEX APPEAL ... U've got INTELLIGENCE ... U've got CLASS ... U got da FACE, U got da BODY ... I got the wrong number ... SORRY



☻NO SEX !

There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex, and for people with your face ...NO SEX !





☻PHONE ENGAGE

hey! what happen 2 your hp? tried calling alot of times. everytime i dial your no, operator kept sayin 'THE SUBSCRIBER U CALLING IS HAVING SEX, PLS TRY LATER'



☻KENTUCKEY
A woman is like a kentuckey friedchicken, it has legs ,breasts and a greasy box to stick your bone in.


☻TWINKLE LITTLE STAR
Twinkle, twinkle little rectum bigcockscum when you least expect them, never mind the screams of passion whoop it up with doggy fashion.


☻OLD MAN
There was an old man from gosham,
who got out his bollocks to wash'em,
His wife said oh jack if you don't put'em back,
i'll stand on the bastards and squash em!!!(new)
☻ARSE ICONS
(_!_) Regular arse
(__!__) Fat arse
(!) Tight arse
(_*_) Sore arse
(_o_) Well used arse
(_e=mc2_) Smart arse
(_x_) Kiss my arse

☻FAMILY
your father had your mother,
your mother had your brother,
it's just 2 bad your fathers mad and
your mothers now your lover




☻GUY PERIOD
If guys had they periods
They wouldcompare the size of their tampons!




☻DEMONSTRATION
Sex is when a guyscommunication enters a girls information to
increase the population for a younger generation do you get the
nformation...or do you need a demonstration




☻SEX IS EVIL
Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sin is forgiven
So stick it in.




☻VIRGIN
Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.




☻GUYS
Guys are like roses,
Watch out for the pricks.




☻cOOL GIRL
Im acool girl,
in acool town
it takes a real mother fucker to put me down




☻HOT SEX
There is Hot-sex,
Fast-sex, Group-sex,
Safe-sex, Leather-sex,
Telephone-sex,
and for people with your face ...
NO SEX !


☻WOMENS NEEDS
There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage,
mink in hercloset, tiger in her bed!
And ofcourse a donkey to pay her bills!!


☻SICK LEAVE
A guycall into work and says: Boss Ican´tcome to work to day, I´m sick.
Boss asks: How sick are you?
The guy says: I´m fucking my sister how sick is that?


☻BRAND SEX
Sex is like nokia -connecting people
like Nike -just do it
Like Pepsi -ask for more
Like Samsung -everyone is invated
and like me -TO GOOD TO BE TRUE!


☻VALANTINE
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happend to you?

ROMANTIC SMS

I Will Wait …
Till The Day
I Can Forget You …
Or
The Day
You Realize
You Cannot Forget Me ..

☻24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.

Have a lovely day n life!**

☻Whenever you feel sadness in your HEART,
Blackness in your EYES,
Paleness on your FACE,
Fragrance in your body,
It shows you are suffering lack of vitamin “ME”.

☻Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...

☻Some people say happiness is life.
Others say it’s freedom
and some say it’s money.
But happiness for me is
just having the opportunity to know you!!

☻If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.

☻I have a simple calculation
on how long we will be together.
Count the stars in heaven
and sand on shore multiplied
by the heartbeats = forever!

☻I dream about you evey night
I shiver when your in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right

☻My cell phone is waiting for your call
inbox waiting for your SMS
call register waiting for your miscall
my heart waiting for your friendship

☻When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you

☻You say you love me & want to hold me tight,
Those words run through my head day & night,
I dreamed you held me & made me see,
That forever together we would be!

☻If i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??

☻Life spent with someone
for a lifetime may be meaningless,
But a few moments spent
with someone who really loves U,
Means more than a life itself!

☻Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when sum1 Hurts U
Smile becoz SOMEONE still
Loves to see u Smiling!!

☻I wonder if you know,
How special you are,
I wonder if you know,
How precious you are,
I wonder if you know,
How lucky i am,
To have you in my life,
I love you so much.

☻No shadows 2 depress u
only joys 2 surround u
many friends 2 luv u
God himself 2 bless u
These r my wishes 4 u,
for today, tommorrow & everyday

☻A day may start or end
without a message from me,
but believe me
it won’t start or end
without me thinking of you..See!
I just did. Take care.

☻C.L.I.C.K. means :

C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.

☻Heart may forget to beat
Eyes may forget to blink
Blood may forget to flow
But I cant forget you to love
Because you are something special in my life!

☻Don't go for looks,
they can deceive
Don't go for wealth
even that fades away.

☻Go for sum1 who makes u
smile becoz only a smile makes
a dark day seem bright..

☻If someone would ask me
what a beautiful life means,
I would lean my head on your shoulder
and hold you close to me
and answer with a smile:
“Like this!”

☻As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..

☻Allow me to whisper.
No matter who I am Thinking,
my heart will always and
only stunned to you.
never forget me
you are the best!

☻All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true
All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U...

☻If I had the letters “HRT”,
I can add “EA” to get a “HEART”
or
a “U” and get “HURT”.
But I’d rather choose “U” and get “HURT”
than have a “HEART” without “U”.

☻Last nights I saw a lots of bright star
and I choose you from
the group of star
Bcoz you are so sweet.

☻Message:some text missing*


Sender:Name Missing*
*Number Missing
*Sent:Date missing
*Missing U a lot thats y
everything is missing....

☻You are sweeter than honey,
Purer than milk,
Softer than flower.
Since I have you, as my lover,
come to me near,
I’ll kiss your lips without fear.
Having you is treasure,
Be with me for ever!

☻Memories r treasured
no1 can steal.
Parting is heartache
no1 can heal.
Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone
but i'll remember u
no matter how long..

☻Let all my smile be yours
All your tears be mine,
Let all my happiness be yours
All your sadness be mine,
Let the whole world be yours,
Only you be mine

☻I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
in short....
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!

☻world is mine
BUT
Universe is yours.
Star is mine
BUT
Galaxy is yours.
Mars is mine
BUT
Planets are yours.
You are mine
BUT
I am yours.

☻D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You..:)

☻aRe YoUr LeGs TiReD?
CoZ yoU’Ve BeEin RuNNiNg
ThRoUgH My MiNd aLL DaY LoNg!

☻I look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
I look at you
i..i…
I rather look at the moon again

☻I may run out of SMS to text you,
I may run out of credit to call you,
I may run out of jokes to tickle you,
but my heart will never run out of
space to accomodate you.

☻Dear O Dear, ur not near
but i can hear
dont get fear
Ur memories r here
liv wid cheer
no mere tear
and ur mine forever!

☻Q:Wat is luv?
*
*
*
*
A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still luv them
wid every broken piece...!


☻Let all my smile be yours
All your tears be mine,
Let all my happiness be yours
All your sadness be mine,
Let the whole world be yours,
Only you be mine

☻A word to say, a word to hear
Even in ur absence i feel u near
R relation is strong..hope it goes long
v wil remain d same til d life goes on!

☻Nobody teaches the fish to swim,
a birds to fly,
a cows to moo,
a dogs to bark.
They just do
&
nobody teach me to think of you
I just do

☻U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Dont search, just c ur shadow
i wil be thr...Trust Me!!

☻It is the Mayuri which dances when it rains,
It is the Koyal which sings when Autumn comes,
It is my Heart which does both
when your thought comes to my mind.

☻I'll stand here 4ever,
If 4ever's what it takes,
because u r my 4ever,
and 4ever always waits.....

☻Whenever I look at my palm,
I wonder which of those tiny
cute cross lines made me so lucky
to meet a sweet person like you
Good Morning…

☻My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!

☻I made a list of Special people
in My Life with a Pencil,
When your name comes,
I decided to use a permanent Marker.
Bcoz I want to keep you in My life forever.

☻Red or white
short or tall
wrapped in silver
not wrapped at all
under covers
inside a box
shapes & sizes
love comes in lots.

☻Nothing to say.
Nothing to write.
Nothing to send.
But I believe that,
you will listen,
read & receive
my feelings in the silence too.

☻Ur precious love has
turned my life completely around,
I feel lik Im wlaking but
my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!!

☻Don’t ever worry about what you are to me,
because you will never be anything less than my world.

☻Ur d angel who I cherish so dearly
in tis heart of mine,
d 1 who makes my day brighter,
by making my whole world shine..!

☻Relation is what I share with you.
Success is what I pray for you.
Happiness is what I wish for you.
But remember is what I need from you.
Your Sweet Heart.

☻Wenever I miss U,
I wont luk 4u in my dreams
or try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I'll jus put my right hand across mychest n feel U!

☻How can you spell “N_CE” without “I”?
“POL_TE” without “I”?
How can you “SM_LE” without “I”?
How can you “W_SH” without “I”?
see, “I”m very Important for you.

☻In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason
but when d luv is real
it becums ur plan 4 life
n reason 4 living..!

☻I always lose control
when you are by my side.
You have bcome the light of my life.
I always enjoy the time, I spend with you.
I think, I am falling in love with you!

☻Live 4 d person ho dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person ho protects u,
n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..!

☻Each day I meet someone new.
But never find another you!
The world is full of people,
its true..
Yet no one ever equals to you.

☻U'll alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever.
U'll alwys b mine 4 ur my treasure.
U'll always b mine pls tel me its true.
Pls b mine 4everi'll always luv u...!

☻Forgive my eyes for admiring your beauty.
You stole my heart the moment you looked at me,
call me crazy call me insane
every time my heart beats it mentions your name.

☻Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a wound
Wen EYES'S cud SPEAK volumes
Wen a SMILE can confirm I M THERE
then why do v need owrds 2 say'I LOVE YOU.'

☻Its a nice feeling,wen sum1 u luv luvs u in retrn. So when u knw d 1 u luv has special feeling 4 u, never let them go coz its rare 2 find 2 hearts dat beat as 1.

☻How can I spell s_cces without u
C_te without u
Or H_mble without u,
Even Tr_st without u,
See I can’t even La_gh without u,
I don’t know what to do without u.

☻I was asked about Newton's law and I said I don't know. I was questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn't sure if it is Clinton or Bush. But when I was asked on who I love, the only answer I can think of, is you.

☻Smokers have smoking heart
Drinkers have an alcoholic heart
I request you don’t eat sugar
Because you already have a sweet heart

☻You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.

☻If I would know that I’m gonna die tomorrow,
I’ll spend 23 hours with you and
if you wonder what about the last hour.
In that I’ll find someone
who can take care of you
Love you always.

☻Relationship doesn't get closer by meetings, but it is sweetend by THOUGHTS. I care for you in my own STRANGE ways. Maybe you will never know, Maybe I will never show..

☻Something expected is called an incident.
Something unexpected is an accident.
You are an accident in my life,
Which is the ever best incident in my life.

☻I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever!

☻3 - 2 = one heart praying 4 you
1 + 1= two eyes looking for you
3+2= five sensesmissing you.
4+3= seven days in a week i desire you.
7+5= 12months asking god to bless you

☻Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love's not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true
...In this life I was loved by you.


☻If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will.


☻If I could give you only 1 thing in my life,
I would give you the ability
to see yourself through my eyes.
Only then would you realise
how special you are to me.

☻Let`s share the world.
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me...

☻Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to give you comfort and my blanket to keep you warm. I can't sleep now coz' I've lent you all my things already. Gd nite! I love you.

☻I may be gone for a minute,
for hours, for a day.
I may not be able to say
good morning or good night
but
I’ll never try to say goodbye
to a person who has been sweet and true.

☻I miss the laughs I used to get from you, I miss the talks we used to have. And above all, I just miss YOU!

☻I wish to be a magic man
so I can write your name in the sky,
waters and on the moon.
So that any one who will look up to the sky,
drink the water and watch the moon
in the nite will see the kind of love I’ve for you.

☻You know I wish I can be with you everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hrs a day. I never seem to get enough of you.

☻Can you see me? no?
Turn around, can you see me now? no?
Turn again, can you see me now?
I can see you
because
you have a special place in my heart!

☻You’ve caught my attention,
stolen my affection
and
attracted my emotion,
so anything I do for you,
don’t mention,
but always met me at the junction,
so, our feelings can function.

☻If i were a tear in ur eye i would roll down to ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i would never cry as i would be afraid 2 lose u!

☻Walk with me when your hearts needs company,
Take my hand when you feel all alone,
Turn to me when you need someone to lean on,
Coz I’m the one you can always trust on!

☻You kissed my lips and
I felt a flutter in my heart.
You touched my hand and
lit a spark in my body.
You stared into my eyes and
saw straight into my soul.
You put your arms around me
and I was finally complete.

☻My love for you is like water,
Falling countless
The beating of my heart,
For you is so heavy and soundless,
The feeling of being in your arm is so
Precious and endless.

☻A special smile, a special face.A special someone i cant replace. I luv u,i always will.U have filled a space no one can fill!

☻When i wake in the morning,
I don’t have to wonder who,
Because my first thoughts are of you.
In the stillness of the dawn,
In the fury of the storm,
I dream of you my queen,
Of things unseen,
Just you and me togrther,
I’ll love you,
Always and forever.

☻I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose,
And then I looked at you,
And I kept looking at you,
Coz the rose isn’t as beautiful as you.

☻I have liked many but loved very few.Yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with u.

☻Love is born with
the pleasure of looking at each other,
Its fed with
the necessity of seeing each other,
its is concluded with
impossibility of seperation.

☻A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I——————————————————————-U,V,W,X,Y,Z.
What are you looking for?
I killed all those,
who were between I and U.

☻It hurts when you talk to someone else and not to me
It hurts more when someone else makes you smile and I can’t.

☻Why do we close our eyes wen we sleep - wen we dream, wen we kiss? This is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.
When i close my eyes i see you

☻Wanting u is easy missing u is hard. Wishing u was with me wrapped up in my arms. Constantly think of u when we r apart. Ive got the padlock u have the key to my heart.

☻When you love someone truly, you don't look for faults, you don't look for answers, you don't look for mistakes. Instead, you fight the mistakes, you accept the faults and overlook the excuses.

☻To,
The Love
Owner of my
heArt & my
life.
DeAr
I beg to sAy thAt i miss you & love you so much and, i cAn’t live without you. So kindly give me some plAce in your heArt. I shAll be very thAnkful to you.
Urs Obediently,
,
Name=YØURS LÖVE

☻I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart, but when I sat down to write, all I can write was....I Luv U

☻If you find your world as a sky
and your friends as stars,
and if you don’t find me among them,
don’t worry! I’ve just been fallen
to make your wish come true.

☻Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are just for a while!

☻A sweet way to propose sumone.
~Excuse me~
Do you have a suniplast?
Actually i need it b’coz
I hurt my knees when i fell in love with you.

☻If Sky Is My Paper And
The Stars Are My Words And
If Ocean Is My Ink
Still It Is Not Enough For Me To Write
How Much “I Like U”

☻We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.

☻I may never have the opportunity
to do great things for you.
But I’ll always find a chance to do,
smal things for you
in a GREAT way BY PRAYING.

☻I don't care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!

☻Without Your SMS My Week Days are Like:
“Moodoutday”
“Tearday”
“Wasteday”
“Thirstday”
“Fightday”
“Sufferday”
&
“Sadday”
So
Kindly sms Me Evryday.

☻Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.

☻I never ask for a smile, I just give it.
I never expect love from others, I just love them.
I never say that I can’t live without you,
I say I live just for you.

☻If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don't worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.

☻Good relations doesn’t need any promises,
any terms or conditions.
It just need 2 wonderful people.
Cute like me and sweet like you.

☻Relationship doesn’t get closer by meetings,
But it is sweetend by thoughts.
I care for you in own strange ways.
May be you will never know,
May be I’ll never show.

NAUGHTY SMS

☻A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.

☻Girl: If you get a chance,
will you marry me.?
Boy: If I get chance,
why would I marry.

☻He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind

☻Define, Biology and sociology?
.
.
.
If new born baby looks like his father it is biology,
if he looks like his neighbor than it is called sociology

☻A couple had a fight one night.
When they were going to bed,
Husband Taunted:
“Good night mother of 3 kids”.
Wife Replied:
“Good night Father of none”

☻Five rules of girls
1: Love me but don’t touch me
2: Touch me but don’t kiss me
3: Kiss me but don’t use me
4: Use me but don’t forget me
5: Forget me but don’t tell to anyone!

☻Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES

☻Mom: Why are you pregnant?
Daughter: This is our project in college about “Miracle of Life”
Mom: Tell me who is he?
Daughter:I don’t know, it was a group project

☻When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!

☻What’s the geographical definition of love?
It’s an action done by Pol-land
into Hol-land between Thai-land,
occasionally with a little help from Greece!

☻Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

☻Buy a scooty,
pick a beauty,
drink a frooty,
take her to ooty,
remove her nighty,
do ur duty,
after 9 month get a cuty

☻Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

☻Tragedy of man’s life
Nice men are ugly,
good looking men are not nice,
good lookin nice men are married,
good lookin nice unmarried men are gay

☻One Boy To Another,
What Did You Do On Mother’s Day?
2nd Boy,
I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother

☻I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)

☻Do U know the full-form of COLLEGE
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally
That’s why boys go to college regularlyv

☻A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.

☻In order to get 100/100 in life,
a man requires 100% talent,
whereas a woman requires only 4% talent
& the remaining is only 36-24-36

☻A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

☻Similarities of BRA & BAR.
1)Both have same alphabets.
2)Both are drinking zone.
3)Both have restricted time of opening & closing.
4)when both are opened men go crazy.


☻What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!


☻Son – I want a baby brother .
Mom – your dad is overseas.
When he comes back we will talk over it.
Son – why don’t you give him a surprise

☻A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!

☻A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”

☻A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.

☻Teacher: What is the difference between
Call Girl, Girlfriend and Wife.??
Student: replied
Prepaid, Postpaid, Unlimited.

☻A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said.

☻A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like.
Mama dog said: Your dad came from behind,
I do not have the chance to see his face carefully!”

☻There is only one perfect child
in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife
in the world and every neighbour has it.

☻One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"

☻A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin
colleague asked: What happened?
She replied: He asked me are you free tonight?
I said-yes & bastard give me 50 pages of work.

☻1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."

☻Boy: I like the soft thing behind your braiz.
Girl: what?
Boy: your heart.
Girl: I love the big thing between your two legs.
Boy: what?
Girl: your bike..;-)

☻Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

☻Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat
Two boys love one girl = PROBLEM!
One boy love two girls = TALENT!
Two girls love one boy = Qismat!

☻A man was lost alone on an island.
One day he decide to build a wooden boat.
Suddenly a girl comes and
man used the wood for making bed.
Moral: A girl can change your aim! ;p

☻In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.

☻He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"

☻Dr: Mrs. Parveen, good news for you.
Girl : What do you mean by Mrs. Parveen ?
I am Miss. Parveen
Dr: Oh . !! sorry Miss. Parveen, Bad news for you. . !!

☻When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...







VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.



☻YOU! I TRUSTED YOU SO MUCH &
YOUR BIG MOUTH IS NEVER SHUT!
WHY DID YOU TELL OTHERS MY SECRET?
YOU REALLY DISAPPOINTED ME!
PLEASE STOP TELLING EVERYBODY THAT I M SO CUTE

☻Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.

☻Father to son:
If You don’t pass your Exams this time
Dont call me DAD,
After some days……..
Father:How is your result?
Son:Sorry Bashir Saab.

☻Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.

☻A notice in a factory for girl workers.
“If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short,protect yourself from men at work”

☻Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.

☻In a Hospital two Nurses were discussing
about the New Doctor..
1st Nurse: He Dresses very well.
2nd Nurse: And very Quickly too;->

☻Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.

☻An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?
Mallika: I go back to my home!

☻Boy 2 Girl: On which date we should marry?
Girl: 22 December!
Boy: Any special about it?
Girl: It is the longest night of the year.

☻Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!

☻Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear!

☻Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women

A: magnets have a positive side

☻Medical Science Says:
“Tight Clothing Slows Blood Circulation”
But the Truth is..
“Tighter The Woman’s Clothing,
Faster The Circulation Of MAN’s Bl0od” ;->

☻Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!

☻Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.

☻Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!

ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...

☻A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".

KISS SMS

KISS is purely organic and naturally sweet,
has no artificial ingredients and
is 100% wholesome.
Here’s one for you.
MMWAAAH! Have a nice day!

☻Love is the name,kiss is the game forget the name lets play the game.

☻Wen nite cums look 2 da sky,
if u c a falling star dont wonder Y.
Just make a vsh,
trust me it will cum true,
coz wen i did it, i found U.

☻Love is heat.
You are sweet.
When two Lips are meet.
Love is complete.

☻If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?

☻"Where should one use perfume?"
a young woman asked.
"Wherever one wants to be kissed,"
I said.


☻if i could bring back memories i would bring the first day i kissed you i look you in the eyes and felt love.thanks god an angel came into my life!

☻Love is blind
Be very kind
when I kiss you
Please don’t mind.

☻My love for you grows more with each passing day,
The thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away:
Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness,
Those luscious lips I love to kiss.

☻My eyes are eager to see you,
my ears are eager to listen you,
my lips are eager to kiss you,
and my dreams in night are eager to welcome you

☻U r sweeter than honey. purer than milk. softer than flower. since i have u as my lover, come to me near, i'll kiss ur lips without fear. u'll say, having u is treasure & be wit me for ever.

☻The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
the rose may kiss the butterfly,
the morning due may kiss the grass
but you my friend may kiss my lips!!

☻I'm a kisser, i kiss people for money
I'm a kisser, i kiss people for money, but you are my friend
I ll KISS YOU FOR FREE !!


☻cut a fish in a dish,
if you love me
give me a KISS

☻Son: The girl of our neighbors
don’t understand English.
Father: How do you know?
Son: I said to her “Give Me Sweet Kiss”
and she slapped me.

☻A kiss is an inquiry in the upper Floor about vacancy in the lower floor.

☻Whats life ? Life is love.
Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
I”ve been thinking about u and me..
if we were alone how it would be..
I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..
then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!


☻What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetation,in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.


☻If I had one wish
I would give you a long and tender kiss
and if I had two wishes
then I would choose to do it over again.

☻If luvin” was aginst the law,
and kissin” was a crime,
i would gladly spend my life with u,
in prison doin” time.

☻“Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score;
Then to that twenty, add a hundred more:
A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on,
To make that thousand up a million.
Treble that million, and when that is done,
Let”s kiss afresh, as when we first begun.”

☻A peach is a peach.
a plum is a plum.
a kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues.
so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.

☻Whats life ? Life is love.
Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you

☻Kissing you baby is my dream.
I am strawberry & you are the cream.
Handle me gently keep me real keen.
U & i together babes is passion so extreme!

☻Give me one kiss to go to sleep.
Give me two kisses to dream.
Give me an endless row of kisses to,
when I wake up in the morning,
think of you as the last kiss I never forget it.

☻what kisses mean
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=…lets not get carried away!

☻Nice Kiss is on Head.
Sweet Kiss is on Cheeks.
Passionate Kiss is on Lips.
Romantic Kiss is on Neck
and
Seriously Hottest Kiss is on “IRON”
Try it now. Mmmmuah

☻Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated

☻Kiss is a key of love
love is a lock of marriage
marriage is a box of children
children is a problem of world.
Please stop kissing
and
save the world.

☻If kisses were water,
I will give you the sea,
If hugs were leaves,
I will give you a tree,
If you love a planet,
I will give you a galaxy,
If friendship is life,
I will give you mine.

☻Never ask 4 a kiss, just take it.
Never give a hug, ask 4 it.
Never ask do u love me, first say I love u.
Never say I cant live without u, say I live for u.


☻Kissing you baby is my dream.Im the strawberry & ur the cream.Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!

☻wot kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u KISS ON CHEEK=lets b friends KISS ON NECK=i want u KISS ON LIPS=i luv u KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!

FRIENDSHIPSMS

I miss my Fr¡ends,
When I see some other Gang sitting around, caring, slapping each other.
Their mischievous smiles switching to loud laughters,
Though stranger to me,
they represnt a part of my life i lost somewhere,
I miss my friends.
I like you all, I love u all, Stay happy where ever you are.

☻At age 3 we started study with tear
and
at age 22 we will finish study with tears.
1st tear was water
and
second would be fear of missing dears forever.

☻Death is not the greatest loss in life
The greatest loss of life is
when relationship dies among us
while we r alive
So
B strong in your Relations.

☻Friends r like fishes.
U have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught u.
so better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU..;)



☻Met you, became friends,
shared secrets, freaked out,
had fun, fought with you,
Laughed with you, Smiled with you,
Cried with u, Hurt you, Teased you,
And here i am, still thinking of u..
Long journey, huh!!?
And we shall never let it end, right?

☻Just wanted u to know
that my lovely friend, u r valued!!!


☻Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth, but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God.

☻I may not always give
whats expected in friendship.
I may get busy with my own life
but deep inside Me,
lives a heart that values you
more than you’ll ever know!!

☻Friendship is just like cricket,
so do not loose wickets..
if u loose that wickets
may be you have a defeat…
so don’t neglect friends.

☻Keep the lamp of friendship
burning with oil of Love,
because Sun rises in the east
and set in the west
but the Friendship rises in the Heart
and sets after death.

☻FRiEND in different lanaguages...
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO

For me.. just simply "YOU"

☻The best friend is one with whom
you sit on a bench saying nothing and
when you get up and go!
you feel you had the
best conversation of life!

☻Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.

☻Two things are never defined in whole life,
One is LOVE: Bcoz you never know who LOVES you how much.
2nd Friend: Bcoz you never know how deeply they care About you.

☻A 5 year old boy asked his friend.
What is friendship?
He replied: Friendship is when you rob my chocolate
every day from my bag.
I still keep it in same place.

☻Time might lead me to nowhere
& faith might break into pieces
but I will always be THANKFUL
that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!

☻In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks. So learn to value me!

☻A good friend
Not easy to obtain.
Once obtained
Difficult to maintain.
Once lost
Impossible to regain.
Moral:- Menu sambaal ke rakho khushbakhto..!:-)

☻When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! Another IDIOT". When you were born, GOD said, "OH No! COMPETITION". Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!

☻The best time of your life
are those when you say
“YES” I m fine,
& You know that
someone would look into your eyes
& say “ENOUGH,now tell the truth!”

☻Sometimes in life we think we don't need anyone. But sometime we don't have anyone when we need... So don't let your best buddies go ever...

☻Friendship is like standing on the wet cement.
As longer you stay as harder it is to leave.
And if you try to leave,
you can’t leave without leaving your footprints..!!

☻We met it was Luck! We talked it was CHANCE! We became friends it was DESTINY! We are still friends it is FAITH! We will always be friends its a PROMISE!

☻Relationship requires little efforts.
Even when friends are busy with their own lives,
a simple sms reminds each other that….
“You are not forgotten”

☻Never Ever Try To Examine Friendship
because Friends Are Like Diamonds
When You Hit Them They Don’t Break
But May Slip Away From Your Life

☻Flowers need time, sunshine and patience to grow.
Likewise,
friendship needs love, understanding and honesty to grow.
And friends are like flowers,
they add beauty and meaning to your life.

☻Love is a diary that only one person writes
but
friendship is a public book
where you study in library.
So what do you prefer?
A diary o a public book.

☻When does a friend become a best friend?
When his dialouge, "I care for you" converts into "I will kill you if you don't care for me"

☻A true friend is someone
who thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows
that you are slightly cracked.

☻There is a gift that gold cannot buy,
A blessing that’s rare true,
That’s the gift of a wonderful friend,
Like the friend that I have in you!

☻Dont write your name on sand, waves will wash it. Dont write your name on sky, wind may blow it. Write your name on hearts of your friends, thats where it will stay.

☻Seconds for Introduction,
Minutes for discussion,
Hours for attraction,
Days for construction &
years for relation of Friendship

☻For me U r as... Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake... water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. a FRIEND like u is 4 ever 4 me..!!

☻FRIENDSHIP
Is Not History To Forget
No Maths To Calculate
Not A Language To Learn
Its Only The Chemistry That Reacts Between 2 Hearts!

☻Friends are like shoes, some loose some tight, some fit just right, they help u as u walk through life. thanks for being my size!

☻The recipe of friendship
one cup of sharing.
two cups of caring.
three cups of forgiveness & hugs.
Mix all of these together to make friends forever.

☻Science has proved that sugar melts in water,so plz don`t walk in the rain,
otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!!

☻That friendship will not continue
to the end which is
begun for and end.

☻If your friendship be money, I’ll be richest man.
If your friendship be pounds, I’ll be heaviest man.
If your friendship be love, I’ll be luckiest man.
But your friendship is trust & I’m the happiest man.

☻A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.

☻Friendship is
the union of spirits,
a marriage of hearts,
and the bond thereof virtue.

☻FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

☻A simple friend
thinks the friendship over
when you have an argument.
A real friend
it’s not a friendship
until after
you’ve had a fight.

☻KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

☻Friends are like pieces of puzzle
If you lose one
It will never be completed again.
Just want to know
You are one of the pieces
I can’t afford to lose
FRIENDS 4EVER:)

☻As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

☻Words are few, yet heart is true.
Friends I can make but none as sweet as you.
When God gave friends he was fair
But when I got you, I got more than my shares

☻Friends are like blood.
They have
RBCs; That bring color to life.
Platelets; That hold us when we are down.
WBCs; which fight for us
Thanks for being my Bloody Friend!

☻Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years.

☻Old friends are gold!
New friends are diamonds!
If you get diamonds,
don’t forget gold.
Because only gold can hold a diamond.

☻If someone asks me
what is meant by life.?
I would sit next to my friends
Pull them close together
Put my arms around them
and say proudly
These IDIOTS are my Life”

☻You are for me as a
cheese for pizza,
passport for visa,
butter for bread,
needle for thread,
cream for cake,
water for lake,
leaf for tree,
and
friend for me.

☻To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS

☻Love is like chewing gum
it tastes only in the beginning
But friendship is like chocolate
it tastes till it ends.

☻As I saw ants crawl up the wall, I noticed that no matter how busy they are, they still stop and communicate with each other. I hope we can be like them.

☻You are for me as a
cheese for pizza,
passport for visa,
butter for bread,
needle for thread,
cream for cake,
water for lake,
leaf for tree,
and
friend for me.

☻Friendship is not a big fire which burns all day. Its a small lamp, that burns till the last day of life.

☻Although its quite a statement,
Well it happens to be true.
The best friend I ever had,
I am glad to say its you!

☻If one day you feel like crying, call me.
I can’t promise to make you laugh,
But I’m willing to cry with you.

☻Medicines and friendships cure our problems. The only difference is that friendships don't have an expiry date.

☻one tree can start a forest,
One smile can start a friendship.
one touch can show you care,
One friend can make life worth living for.

☻Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a happy ending too simply coz it doesn't end as long as friends r true, just like U!

☻Stars are too far,
Sun is too hot.
Moon is unapproachable,
so God especially made friends like you,
so that I can say
“I have my own little universe”

☻We gain & lose things every day.
But trust me on one thing:
You WILL NEVER LOSE ME!
I will always be there as a friend

☻When I was born God said “Another devil ”
When you were born God said “Aila competition”
but who knew that 1 day these
2 devils would become friends

☻True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day,
But u can be sure, they will be there when u wake up tomorrow,
Next year and forever.

☻If ur friendship be money, I'll be richest man. If ur friendship be pounds, I'll be heaviest man. If ur friendship be luv, I'll be luckiest man. But ur friendship is trust & I'm the happiest man



☻Freshness of a rose will fade away,
wells will run dry
and
sweetness of an ice cream
will not last more than 5min
but the memories of a friend
like you will last forever.